1. "My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."
    — 

    Laurell K. Hamilton (via jinxestogoaround)

    Thiss

    (via fkknbrenda)

    (Source: makelovetothemoon, via blackhawkey)

     

  2. iwantyoureffingtatertots:

    i need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

    (via captainseri-ass19)

     

  3. circletines:

    U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

    (Source: stephenhawqueen, via kanergirl88)

     

  4. flowury:

    i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

    (via liveyourdreams57)

     

  5. fartgallery:

    4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

    (via becauseitsthecup19)

     
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  7. firewonk:

    same

    (via beernicei)

     

  8. chraystmaseve:

    omgoswin:

    kylesbogusjourney:

    Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

    Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

    Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

     #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

    (via likeabear)

     

  9. "I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."
    — 

    Unknown

    The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

    (via paulineway)

    (Source: dolly-lungs, via flightless-fuckersandangels)

     

  10. "Just fucking tell her. Right now. This is your sign."
    — Unknown  (via v1rginpuke)

    (Source: aureate-dwale, via flightless-fuckersandangels)