1. subtlelikeseabrook:

    carbombgoesboom:

    nashhty:

    futuretoews:

    kanerswife88:

    I’d cry if that happened to me…

    CRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT WOW I HAVE problems

    Omg someone has issues…

    we all know Kaner submitted this.

    Except if Kaner really submitted it, he’d say something like “Waking up next to Jonathan Toews and looking into his dead shark eyes as he whispers, ‘Get the fuck up and make me breakfast, you lazy fuck,’ and then I’d be all ‘But I can’t cook!’ and he’d be all ‘How the fuck do you still don’t know how to cook, you dumbass? Does your mom still cook for you?’ And then he’d start laughing at me, that asshole, so I just get up and grumble, ‘No, but your mom does’ and I totally don’t think he heard me until he throws a pillow at my head.”

    THE END.

    (Source: dirtyhockeysecrets, via becauseitsthecup19)

     

  2. dicksplit:

    Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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  3. officialpigeon:

    "Money can’t make you happy"

    WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

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  4. zodiaccity:

    Zodiac Sagittarius facts.

     

  5. stupidstagram:

    women are more likely than men to develop a mental illness but you rarely hear about women going on shooting sprees because men won’t be with us or love us or fuck us, bottom line, if you’re willing to relate mental illness and mass murder while also refusing to relate misogyny to women dying at the hands of men, then bye bye no time for you 

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  8. kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    (Source: molebucks, via showmeyourtoewsface)

     
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